Haole and the Podagee

A haole and a Podagee were watching Monday Night Football together. The haole said ?I?ll bet you ten dollars the quarterback throws an interception on the next play.?

The Podagee says ?You?re on!?

Sure enough, on the very next play, the quarterback throws an interception.

"Shet!", says the Podagee, and hands the haole a ten dollar bill.

"I cannot take your money", says the haole. "I confess that I listened to this football game earlier this afternoon on the radio".

"So did I", the Podagee said, "But I nevah thought he would be stupid enough to do it again!"