Podagee in Texas

Dis portagee walk into a bar in texas and orda a beer. Da bartender gives a HUGE glass and da guy freaks out sayin, "Wow dats plenny!" da bartender says, "EVERYTING is big in Texas." So aftah about three huge beers, da portagee guy reeely gotta piss so he asks da bartendah whea da batchroom stay. Da bartendah tellz him its da second door on da right. Da portagee, drunk and needin to piss, accidently goes into da third door on da right. Da room has a swimmin pool in it and da dumb portagee fall insai it and yellz at da top of his lungs, "NO FLUSH! NO FLUSH!"