CIA Job Opening

The CIA had an opening for an assassin in their Hawaii branch. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there was 3 finalists. A Hawaiian, Filapino and a Podagee.

For the final test, the CIA agents took the Hawaiian to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair.. Kill Her!!"

The Hawaiian said, "No way bruddah. I could neva shoot my wife."

The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."

The Filapino guy was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. It was quiet for about 5 minutes. The Filapino came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, bot I cannut kill me wipe."

The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the Podagees turn. He was given the same instructions, to kill his wife. He took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.

After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there was the Podagee, wiping the sweat from from his forhead. "Da gun was loaded wit blanks" he said. "So I had to beat her to death with da chayah."