Giff fo da Postman

Three wahine's, One Hawaiian One Japanee and One Podagee, asking each odda what dey goin give da Postman fo x-mas? Da Hawaiian tell, I goin give um Laulau, da Japanee said, she goin give um Sushi. Dey bolt look at da podagee...And she said, I goin give um Sex!  Shocked dey bolth asst her why Sex? She said, I asst My Husbin..Honey What should I give da Postman fo x-mas? He said F@%# Um...